1) Qs. : What are you doing?
Ans. : Business.
Tax: PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
2) Qs. : What are you doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax: PAY SALES TAX!!
3) Qs. : From where are you getting Goods?
Ans. : From other State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!
4) Qs. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit.
Tax: PAY INCOME TAX!
Qs. : How do you distribute profit?
Ans: By way of dividend
Tax: Pay dividend distribution Tax
5) Qs. : Where are you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory.
Tax: PAY EXCISE DUTY!
6) Qs. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
7) Qs. : Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
Tax: PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
8) Qs. : Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes
Tax: PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans: No
Tax: Then pay the Alternate Minimum Tax
9) Qs. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary.
Tax: PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
10) Qs.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans. : Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
11) Qs.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans. : Yes
Tax: PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!
12) Qs.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Ans. : Yes
Tax: PAY SERVICE TAX!
13) Qs.: How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on birthday.
Tax: PAY GIFT TAX!
14) Qs.: Do you have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes
Tax: PAY WEALTH TAX!
15) Qs.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort.
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
16) Qus.: Have you purchased House?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !
17) Qus.: How you Travel?
Ans. : Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!
18) Qus.: Any Additional Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.’s TAX !!!
19) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!
20) INDIAN :: can i die now??
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Ans :: wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!!!
