Ek accident
Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna Warna GADHA mar jayega...
Author : Kuch Bhi
Why do you think I SMS you
Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or...
You are equal to sixty james bond
You are equal to sixty james bond! How?? 007 * 60 = 420...
You are one of the most CUTE person in the world
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don’t misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere...
SomeOne Misses you
SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN … THE ZOO …...
A study has proved that all fools
A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch...
If today anyone talks & praises you for your
If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur 1) gud looks 2 ) nature 3 ) style 4 ) attitude, kick them off....
You are A …
U are a… B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny r u smiling now? *YOU BITCH*...
Always remember 3 things
Always remember 3 things 1) I am with you 2) You have money 3) Bar is open, Lets go. April Fool sms...