Jokes

I want U to know that U are very important to me, It’s impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U

WARNING ! ! ! This is a VIRUS . . . When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN

I am your girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. theek kaha na ? In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tongue… Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.

Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna Warna GADHA mar jayega

Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or

You are equal to sixty james bond! How?? 007 * 60 = 420

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don’t misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere

SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN … THE ZOO …

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch